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Waldmeister 

Waldmeister (eng: Forestmaster/ Woodsmaster) is part of the holy ice cream trilogy of vanilla, straciatella and waldmeister. The correct term is woodruff, though it has been butchered by german people. It can be used as an insult , meaning someone is very bad at english.
Person A: "What watch on your swatch?"
Person B: "Man, you are talking like Waldmeister!"
Waldmeister by Checkerbaal July 22, 2023

Wolodymyr Selenskyj 

Wolodymyr Selenskyj is the current president of the Ukraine. He has such massive balls, his sheer presence darkens the sun.
Person A: "My balls are as big as Wolodymyr Selenskyj's!"
Person B: "Nah bro, that's cap."

Person A: "Have you heard of Wolodymyr Selenskyj? He said 'I don't need a ride, I need ammo' when he was fighting for Ukraine."