Checkerbaal's definitions

Wolodymyr Selenskyj

Wolodymyr Selenskyj is the current president of the Ukraine. He has such massive balls, his sheer presence darkens the sun.

Person A: "My balls are as big as Wolodymyr Selenskyj's!"
Person B: "Nah bro, that's cap."

Person A: "Have you heard of Wolodymyr Selenskyj? He said 'I don't need a ride, I need ammo' when he was fighting for Ukraine."

by Checkerbaal March 14, 2022

Waldmeister

Waldmeister (eng: Forestmaster/ Woodsmaster) is part of the holy ice cream trilogy of vanilla, straciatella and waldmeister. The correct term is woodruff, though it has been butchered by german people. It can be used as an insult , meaning someone is very bad at english.

Person A: "What watch on your swatch?"
Person B: "Man, you are talking like Waldmeister!"

by Checkerbaal July 22, 2023