A woman who thinks she is a lot hotter than she actually is and relishes in the (perceived) attention. Constantly scans the environment for guys who she thinks are checking her out (but really aren't). She sneers and glares at them in disapproval, when in reality she basks in the attention she thinks she is getting (but really isn't). Annoying AF. Usually middle-aged women age 30-40's, generally not hideous looking but not that hot. Can often be seen at fitness clubs primping themselves in the mirror and scanning the environment to see who she thinks is checking them out - but really isn't.

"Dude, that wannamilf over there thinks you're checking her out. She looks pissed but keeps looking back at you."
"I wasn't looking at her, I was just looking around for the bathroom - I gotta piss"

wannamilf by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

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wanname

someone who wants to be you or like you

"you just try to be me. you're a wanname"

wanname by wannamemaker March 22, 2009

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wannamo

a "wannamo" abbrev. "wannabee", "emo"
A wemo or person of such characteristic's
think's it's "cool to cut" etc etc.
dress in dark tight clothing and listen to music like trivium, because they think its emo.
emo is a music genre
wemo isnt

<me> hey
<wannamo> im so depressed
<me> whats up
<wannamo> everything, i cant get into these new jeans, im going to go cut myself
<me> get over it dickwad.

wannamo by charrrrrr January 3, 2006

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homestah wunna

How homestar runner says homestar runner.

Oh hello. Stong Bahd could not be hewa today. My name is Homestah Wunna. Now, please take out your numbah 2 pencils, and lets begin.

homestah wunna by Zach G. November 12, 2003

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