wthlf 

What The Holy Living Fluff

Used as an exclamation to express extreme shock or sudden surprise

"Dude! I just got laid!"
"Wthlf"
"I know!!"

wthlf by blu3blu3 June 17, 2016

Wohlfunk 

The reek of an obvious political lie or scam attempted by notorious Trump-fanboy and criminal dimwit Jacob A. Wohl.

"The reek of the Wohlfunk on Jacob's latest attempt to grift his followers was so strong even the most credulous boobs didn't fall for it."

Wohlfunk by Berzerkergang April 29, 2019

Wohlford 

The god of the penises that grants one lucky person each year a foot long for free

Holy moly I’ve been chosen by Wohlford to get that foot long I have always dreamed of getting

Wohlford by Doomsday04 February 13, 2019

WTLF

What the literal fuck

When someone stands behind you for like 5 minutes
"WTLF are you doing"

WTLF by Holmies April 1, 2013

WTHF

Simply, "What the holy fuck?"

So and so has a gigantic bulging infected cyst looking thing on his neck, "WTHF" is that!!!!

WTHF by 216jc June 1, 2010

WtELF 

What the ever loving fuck?

Commonly written as 'WTELF/wtelf'.
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??

Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.

LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??

WtELF by lawn_mama January 19, 2008

WTALF 

What the actual living fuck. Used when your are a big bot

Wtalf is wrong with you Richard.

WTALF by PnuggsTheGreat February 20, 2019