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Way Too High To Function.
When said baker is too stoned to do anything right or do anything at all in general. Just sit and wait until your less high and able to do simple things again like text someone back or remember how to use the microwave... It's like that first bake of the day right after you get off work. Fat bowl gone in a second straight to the dome. Gone. Or in the summertime baking all afternoon on a blanket in the park. Too high to do anything but lay down and enjoy the weather. Or sometimes it could be that bowl that turns you into a BHD (Big High Dummy). Example: Stopping at a green light.
-Want to come to Walmart with me?
-No, because A)I'm WTHTF. Can't be in public. And B)this couch is too comfortable... and look, Tim & Eric is on Adult Swim right now.
WTHTF by Kitchen Kait April 23, 2011
Related Words
WTHTF wttf WhTF WTVTF WTHF WTOTFW WTFTF wthefu WTHFTDS wthlf
^that explains wtotfw pretty clearly
WTOTFW by junkielove February 25, 2008
An acronym standing for "whatever the fuck".

It's a portmanteau of the acronyms WTV (whatever) and WTF (what the fuck).
Mordecai: I'll have some of those minuscule ungulates, or wtvtf they're called.

Dennis: Ah, those miniature giraffes? Very good, sir.
When the shit hits the fan

used by survivalist fanatics in conversation.
also shortened to shtf
I tell you wtshtf I'm grabbin' my guns ammo and food and headin' to your 20.
wtshtf by Ogre Moody July 2, 2009
So and so has a gigantic bulging infected cyst looking thing on his neck, "WTHF" is that!!!!
WTHF by 216jc June 1, 2010
Literally means: We're take Over The Fucking World. Typically written in shorthand as WTOtFW or wtoftw (...etc). Commonly used in people's Myspace names, who are often under the age of 16. Or in a band. It's not uncommon for this term to be seen in brackets "{ }" as an accompaniment to someone other myspace name.
Sara: Cool...what's ur myspace name?

Katie: Oh ya...it's KillerKat {wtotfw}!

Sara: ur so awesome.
wtotfw by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008