Skip to main content
What The Hell The Fuck
"WTHTF is that about?

Stronger form of "WTF" (What The Fuck).
WTHTF by Jurl June 15, 2016
Words you can keep
Way Too High To Function.
When said baker is too stoned to do anything right or do anything at all in general. Just sit and wait until your less high and able to do simple things again like text someone back or remember how to use the microwave... It's like that first bake of the day right after you get off work. Fat bowl gone in a second straight to the dome. Gone. Or in the summertime baking all afternoon on a blanket in the park. Too high to do anything but lay down and enjoy the weather. Or sometimes it could be that bowl that turns you into a BHD (Big High Dummy). Example: Stopping at a green light.
-Want to come to Walmart with me?
-No, because A)I'm WTHTF. Can't be in public. And B)this couch is too comfortable... and look, Tim & Eric is on Adult Swim right now.
WTHTF by Kitchen Kait April 23, 2011
Related Words
WTHTF wttf WhTF WTVTF WTHF WTOTFW WTFTF wthefu WTHFTDS wthlf
We're taking over the fucking word
^that explains wtotfw pretty clearly
WTOTFW by junkielove February 25, 2008
An acronym standing for "whatever the fuck".

It's a portmanteau of the acronyms WTV (whatever) and WTF (what the fuck).
Mordecai: I'll have some of those minuscule ungulates, or wtvtf they're called.

Dennis: Ah, those miniature giraffes? Very good, sir.
When the shit hits the fan

used by survivalist fanatics in conversation.
also shortened to shtf
I tell you wtshtf I'm grabbin' my guns ammo and food and headin' to your 20.
wtshtf by Ogre Moody July 2, 2009
So and so has a gigantic bulging infected cyst looking thing on his neck, "WTHF" is that!!!!
WTHF by 216jc June 1, 2010
Literally means: We're take Over The Fucking World. Typically written in shorthand as WTOtFW or wtoftw (...etc). Commonly used in people's Myspace names, who are often under the age of 16. Or in a band. It's not uncommon for this term to be seen in brackets "{ }" as an accompaniment to someone other myspace name.
Sara: Cool...what's ur myspace name?

Katie: Oh ya...it's KillerKat {wtotfw}!

Sara: ur so awesome.
wtotfw by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next