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wohlf by prahGARL September 29, 2022

Wohlfunk 

The reek of an obvious political lie or scam attempted by notorious Trump-fanboy and criminal dimwit Jacob A. Wohl.

"The reek of the Wohlfunk on Jacob's latest attempt to grift his followers was so strong even the most credulous boobs didn't fall for it."

Wohlfunk by Berzerkergang April 29, 2019

Monkey Wolf 

Based on the online persona who makes primarily Nintendo themed web-comics for Reddit and Instagram, as well as animations for YouTube.

"Wolf" comes from the primary artist who calls himself "Wolf Bro"

"Monkey" comes from "Mr. Monkey" who is supposedly a sidekick who is always there to support wolf bro. If you look close, Mr. Monkey is hidden in every single one of Monkey Wolfs YouTube videos.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Monkey Wolfs new Waluigi video?
Person 2: No but I saw his "If Smash bros had Pre-Fight cutscenes" comics on Reddit.

Monkey Wolf by Jan Je Je October 8, 2019

WolfBlitzer 

To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.

Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.

WolfBlitzer by sdsongster May 15, 2013

Desmond Wolfe 

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.

Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.

Desmond Wolfe by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010

wolf crap 

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit

Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.

wolf crap by TheForceofG May 9, 2012

Violet Wolf 

A violet wolf is a subspecies of a Karen—poisonous and toxic in nature. A person who masquerades as a magnanimous person while, in actuality, he/she is a conniving, vindictive, and petty individual who preys on those that are weaker. Violet wolf instigates hostilities towards a targeted person, or group of people, in order to use that target as a scapegoat. While gifted in the art of manipulation, this person lacks any reasonable amount of logic, which can be a deadly combination.

When backed into a corner by others that are confronting his/her lies, violet wolf is known to have exhibit bouts of delusion and hysteria that could only be considered conspiracy theories. When that tactic fails, he/she tends to hide behind those that have been successfully manipulated to come to his/her aid.

He/she is a puppet master and truly deranged individual. If this type of person is encountered, it would be best to avoid him/her at all cost. Any attention given to a violet wolf would result in an extreme dramatic outburst and could result in a decrease in brain cells while increasing blood pressure.

SYNONYMS for Violet Wolf include, but are not limited to:

toxic purple; green tea bish; IG/FB stalker; mean girl; grape jelly; VW; mongrel pup; Walmart purple wolf; Heather Chandler; Regina George

“Be a good person. Don’t be violet wolf.”
“Why is she so toxic and jealous?? She must be violet wolf!”

Violet Wolf by buttas.bros April 27, 2021