Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

WTFUP by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

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wdfxup

A term used for 'What da fuck is up?' Usually an expression of dismay, anger, or a greeting used amongst friends over the internet.

Also a shortened version of 'whudafxup?' used in tobacco commercials.

also written: wtfxup

example 1: "DUDE! Wdfxup? I can't get on this /.ed site!!"

example 2: "Hey wdfxup? You've been IM.MIA!"

wdfxup by Schnoodles December 1, 2007

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wtfxuphere

What the fuck is up here

Dude#1: this thing is going to blow up in about 5 mins
Dude#2: WTFXUPHERE???

wtfxuphere by KillerKip February 27, 2009

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wtfupedness

wtfupedness-something that is so fucked up it deserves a new word. Making your wife cry after you catch her making out with another dude would fit this category.

Steve couldnt begin to describe the wtfupedness of the situation, but he could feel he got the bad end of the deal when he slept with the hooker with the clap.

wtfupedness by Roxadinho Bah September 23, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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