WTFUP

Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

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Wtfurban

When your detailed, lengthy definition is not published, but word of the day is just a bunch of numbers meaning nothing..

Your definition was not published.
Next day: word of the day is 58437840 which is defined as "g77ddh4#"...
Wtfurban

by HbBrisley August 25, 2020

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wtfux

A short-hand way to write "what the fuck", a cross between "wtf" and "what the fuck". Bears slightly more emphasis than "wtf", while still being quick to type, and technically does not constitute swearing.

<Jim> I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE
<Sam> wtfux

by FancyGoat July 12, 2009

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wtfjpn

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

by Jigmew August 24, 2009

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WTFU

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

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