WTFUP

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Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

WTFUP by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

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Wtfurban

When your detailed, lengthy definition is not published, but word of the day is just a bunch of numbers meaning nothing..

Your definition was not published.
Next day: word of the day is 58437840 which is defined as "g77ddh4#"...
Wtfurban

Wtfurban by HbBrisley August 25, 2020

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wtfux

A short-hand way to write "what the fuck", a cross between "wtf" and "what the fuck". Bears slightly more emphasis than "wtf", while still being quick to type, and technically does not constitute swearing.

<Jim> I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE
<Sam> wtfux

wtfux by FancyGoat July 12, 2009

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wtfjpn

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

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WTFU

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

WTFU by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

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wtfpwned

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003

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WTFUTYTT?

Who the fuck you think you talking to? Are you talking to me?

WTFUTYTT? I'm not some bitch who you just met.! Who do you think you are?

WTFUTYTT? by BayeJ July 4, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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