WTFUP 

Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

WTFUP by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

Wtfurban

When your detailed, lengthy definition is not published, but word of the day is just a bunch of numbers meaning nothing..

Your definition was not published.
Next day: word of the day is 58437840 which is defined as "g77ddh4#"...
Wtfurban

Wtfurban by HbBrisley August 25, 2020

wtfux

A short-hand way to write "what the fuck", a cross between "wtf" and "what the fuck". Bears slightly more emphasis than "wtf", while still being quick to type, and technically does not constitute swearing.

<Jim> I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE
<Sam> wtfux

wtfux by FancyGoat July 12, 2009

wtfjpn 

Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.

User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn

wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

WTFU 

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

WTFU by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003

WTFUTYTT? 

Who the fuck you think you talking to? Are you talking to me?

WTFUTYTT? I'm not some bitch who you just met.! Who do you think you are?

WTFUTYTT? by BayeJ July 4, 2018