wtfwik 

Arcronym: What The Fuck Would I Know. Usually used as a sarcastic reply when being questioned about a statement made that has not been accepted as factual.

I've travelled into space and I saw with my own eyes that the earth is not flat. But hey, WTFWIK?

wtfwik by Specialtreva October 7, 2021

WTFWIT

what the fuck was i thinking.

"man i cant believe i boned that fat bitch. WTFWIT!"

WTFWIT by DiamondTrim June 17, 2007

WTFWIT? 

What the f--- was I thinking?

I woke up next to Martha Stewart and I was like WTFWIT?

WTFWIT? by emovial October 22, 2008

wtfwkbd 

What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?

Originated from the "Original Grandma's Cookies."

Used as an outburst- similar to wtf.
"i have a problem"
"just ask yourself wtfwkbd"

wtfwkbd by Enter Text Here.... December 31, 2008

wtfdik

What the f**k do I know.

My AC doesn't work, Tech said "Replace with new. wtfdik!

wtfdik by RustyRotor July 13, 2010

WTFUIK 

what the FUCK is up KYLE? no what'd you say? what the FUCK dude. step the FUCK up Kyle!

*walks into Kyle's house* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE(WTFUIK)

WTFUIK by kyle.life.be.like October 20, 2019

wtfwic 

Why the f*ck would I care?

<billy> Ima hack you
<bob> wtfwic

wtfwic by George Reid July 15, 2006