wtfssm

What the F**K somebody slap me!

Used in emails.

Damn she was sexy! I was like, WTFSSM!!!

by joses mija November 29, 2006

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WTFNSMB

WTFNSMB - What The Fuck Nigga Stole My Bike
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.

P1: wtf omg n00b l33t hax0rz roflmao
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven

by Keniz April 7, 2008

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wtfism

A form of absurdist/dadaist/postmodern literature which indulges in or celebrates "randomness", often characterised by non-sequiturs and impromptuesque or improvisational style. Often, wtfist literature, in Postmodern tradition, reappropriates older sources. A classic example of wtfism is a Neil Cicierega animutation or an episode from the televised Monty Python.

Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism

An example of wtfism:

Alice: Konaka desuku mashitaka.
Bob: You stole my pineapple you fucking bitch!
Alice: Mitsubishi.
Bob: Now we are in Spain.

by Moona June 18, 2006

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WTFSS

What The Fuck So Stupid.

A common phrase used over the internet to describe an unpleasant or surprising situation.

Guy #1 - I just went to see Twilight.
Guy #2 - WTFSS!

Guy #1 - I just paid $25 for a Tamagotchi
Guy #2 - WTFSS

by GamingRant April 26, 2011

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wtfss

what the fucken shit son

bobby:this dumb girl just bumbed into me young.
me:wtfss

by chingcho November 24, 2009

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Wtfsm

W.T.F.S.M. means What the fucking shitting monkies. Used when something is just too outrageous to say Wtf to, and also makes you angry.

Boyfriend: Omg. Why do you complain so much. Just shut up already. Damn.

Crazy Girlfriend: Oh hell naw! You did not just tell me to shut up. I'm gonna have to cut you!

Boyfriend: Wtfsm?!

by Hypafiied July 3, 2011

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