wtfssm 

What the F**K somebody slap me!

Used in emails.

Damn she was sexy! I was like, WTFSSM!!!

wtfssm by joses mija November 29, 2006

WTFNSMB 

WTFNSMB - What The Fuck Nigga Stole My Bike
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.

P1: wtf omg n00b l33t hax0rz roflmao
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven

WTFNSMB by Keniz April 7, 2008

wtfism 

A form of absurdist/dadaist/postmodern literature which indulges in or celebrates "randomness", often characterised by non-sequiturs and impromptuesque or improvisational style. Often, wtfist literature, in Postmodern tradition, reappropriates older sources. A classic example of wtfism is a Neil Cicierega animutation or an episode from the televised Monty Python.

Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism

An example of wtfism:

Alice: Konaka desuku mashitaka.
Bob: You stole my pineapple you fucking bitch!
Alice: Mitsubishi.
Bob: Now we are in Spain.

wtfism by Moona June 18, 2006

WTFSS 

What The Fuck So Stupid.

A common phrase used over the internet to describe an unpleasant or surprising situation.

Guy #1 - I just went to see Twilight.
Guy #2 - WTFSS!

Guy #1 - I just paid $25 for a Tamagotchi
Guy #2 - WTFSS

WTFSS by GamingRant April 26, 2011

wtfss 

what the fucken shit son

bobby:this dumb girl just bumbed into me young.
me:wtfss

wtfss by chingcho November 24, 2009

Wtfsm 

W.T.F.S.M. means What the fucking shitting monkies. Used when something is just too outrageous to say Wtf to, and also makes you angry.

Boyfriend: Omg. Why do you complain so much. Just shut up already. Damn.

Crazy Girlfriend: Oh hell naw! You did not just tell me to shut up. I'm gonna have to cut you!

Boyfriend: Wtfsm?!

Wtfsm by Hypafiied July 3, 2011

wtfsmfi

What the fuck smart mad car inoperable.

Wtfsmfi is what I tell Vald Greg’s when Brock doesn’t understand.

wtfsmfi by Yahyahyahs July 10, 2023