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wtfssm by joses mija November 29, 2006
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WTFNSMB
WTFNSMB - What The Fuck Nigga Stole My Bike
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.
P1: wtf omg n00b l33t hax0rz roflmao
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven
wtfism
A form of absurdist/dadaist/postmodern literature which indulges in or celebrates "randomness", often characterised by non-sequiturs and impromptuesque or improvisational style. Often, wtfist literature, in Postmodern tradition, reappropriates older sources. A classic example of wtfism is a Neil Cicierega animutation or an episode from the televised Monty Python.
Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism
Etymology: WTF from 'What the fuck' + -ism
WTFSS
What The Fuck So Stupid.
A common phrase used over the internet to describe an unpleasant or surprising situation.
A common phrase used over the internet to describe an unpleasant or surprising situation.
Guy #1 - I just went to see Twilight.
Guy #2 - WTFSS!
Guy #1 - I just paid $25 for a Tamagotchi
Guy #2 - WTFSS
Guy #2 - WTFSS!
Guy #1 - I just paid $25 for a Tamagotchi
Guy #2 - WTFSS
WTFSS by GamingRant April 26, 2011
wtfss
what the fucken shit son
Wtfsm
W.T.F.S.M. means What the fucking shitting monkies. Used when something is just too outrageous to say Wtf to, and also makes you angry.
Boyfriend: Omg. Why do you complain so much. Just shut up already. Damn.
Crazy Girlfriend: Oh hell naw! You did not just tell me to shut up. I'm gonna have to cut you!
Boyfriend: Wtfsm?!
Crazy Girlfriend: Oh hell naw! You did not just tell me to shut up. I'm gonna have to cut you!
Boyfriend: Wtfsm?!
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wtfsmfi by Yahyahyahs July 10, 2023
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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