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Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

Write it off 

1.)When something involves feelings, close to your chest and the only way to express them is to write it off.

2.)When you have to write an essay for school and it's stressing you out you have to write it off.

3.)When one has to express ideas in a free style manner they could write it off . Also in case you have to express yourself verbally you can Rap it off as in a freestyle beat box.

4.)When you don't expect something from someone you can write it off your mind. As in getting stood up.

5.)When someone wants to rat on you -you can write them off.

6.) When you have to get over something that happened a long time ago. Write it off.

7.)When you meet someone you didn't see for a very long time, you almost wrote them off.

8.) Not having hope for something. Write it off your wish list. Letting go.
GOOD EXAMPLES:

1.) J. Lo loves her man so much that she had to write it off her chest.

2.) J. Lo feels so relieved after she finally wrote off that long-ass essay.

3.) J. Lo likes freestyle so she had to Rap it off in last night's beat box challenge.

4.) J. Lo had to write him off like yesterday.

5.) J. Lo knew she couldn't trust that stalker so she wrote him off this world.

6.) J. Lo had to write off her Puerto Rico boyfriend.

7.) Hey man I didn't see you for so long I almost wrote you off.

8.) J. Lo won't sleep over your place tonight so you can write it off you wish list.
Write it off by OnDutyFree November 20, 2010

Write it on a flyer. 

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to warn a member not to post a provocative message
You can’t troll here. Write it on a flyer.
Write it on a flyer. by Abajian December 24, 2005

Write It Down 

another way of saying "bitch understand".
best believe those pythons would've been snatched out of your scalp, write it down.

You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
You can't write it by Sr88 October 22, 2015

Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it

A phrase referring to how words are communicated. Spoken words are fleeting and easily forgotten. Written words, on the other hand, are permanent and can have lasting consequences.
MIKE: Man, that's the third time Bobby's disrespected my mom on Facebook. I'm gonna comment that next time I see him, I'll beat his ass

JOHN: Don't do it. You can get in serious trouble with the law for that. Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it.