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wristy-cuffs

a way of settling differences by combining the brutal art of pugilism with the sensual act of a an aggressive wristy.

each opponent has one hand in a boxing glove and one hand on the others genitals. the aim of the game is to either force your opponent to retire by ejaculation or TKO.
ollie took the last Timtam so i challenged him to a game of wristy-cuffs. we're not sure who won but we won't be doing it again ... without lube
wristy-cuffs by jo mamaaaaaa February 27, 2025
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Wristicuffs 

When nothing more needs to be said, and two people, who lack any formal or street training in any form of fighting, will have wrists bent back and forth in a slapping like motion against each other, usually slapping the face or upper torso.
A dude: Did you see Professor Tay-kit fighting with Jack Whisegy?

The Dude (AKA Duderino): Yeah Jack didn't stand a chance against Tay-kit's innate wristicuff abilities.
a dude: Wrist-a-what?
The Dude: Wristicuffs, the dude abides.
Wristicuffs by a wiseguy May 25, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026