wrinkle bunny
A woman, usually 50 or older, that is upper middle class or richer, think she had or had a body like a Playboy bunny in younger years; has endearing qualities like a bunny rabbit; sun worshiper, resulting in very wrinkled skin; natural bronzed skin or fake tan; big hair, and/or especially 'bottle' blondes; wears very flashy and expensive jewelry (gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc); attention-getting fashions for all occasions; may have overly white and perfect teeth/dentures; attempting an overall glamorous affect. Gregarious to flamboyant personality. Can be found visiting or living in sunny desert, semi-tropical or tropical climates, especially seaside locations.
Carole Channing
In training: Cindy McCain
Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.
Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).
Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.
In training: Cindy McCain
Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.
Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).
Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.
wrinkle bunny by T. Sliwa June 17, 2008
