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Wriggling Agnosti

A wriggling agnosti is a person or thing that gets in the way of your sexual pursuit of a specific person.

This is a person who might be a slut, a stranger, or a close friend of the person you want to obtain.

Wriggling agnosti"s are not our friends.
"OMG, we have to get out of here!"

"Why?"

"Because that bearded indie guy is the wriggling agnosti that made me lose # 9!!!"

Wriggling caterpillar 

When a penis is erect and it moves without you moving your body
When the gang bangers woke up they all had wriggling caterpillars

titty wrangling 

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.
This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!
its a wigger that is a ginger.
Look at cody over there with his tall tee and bubble vest. What a wigginger.
wigginger by itisfact March 25, 2011

Elite Wrangling 

When playing Co-op Halo on Mythic, it is the act of killing an elite by having your friend distract him whilst you sneak up from behind to assassinate him. This is done because their shields are so strong that almost no amount of bullets will kill them. Can also be performed on Promethean Knights.
Phil: Hey, there's a new batch of Campaign challenges this week.

Jared: Sweet. Ready for some Elite Wrangling?
Elite Wrangling by Tino4488 March 14, 2013

skank wrangling

The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.
Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.
skank wrangling by Therickman June 16, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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