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Wriggling Agnosti

A wriggling agnosti is a person or thing that gets in the way of your sexual pursuit of a specific person.

This is a person who might be a slut, a stranger, or a close friend of the person you want to obtain.

Wriggling agnosti"s are not our friends.
"OMG, we have to get out of here!"

"Why?"

"Because that bearded indie guy is the wriggling agnosti that made me lose # 9!!!"

Wriggling caterpillar 

When a penis is erect and it moves without you moving your body
When the gang bangers woke up they all had wriggling caterpillars

titty wrangling 

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.
This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!
its a wigger that is a ginger.
Look at cody over there with his tall tee and bubble vest. What a wigginger.
wigginger by itisfact March 25, 2011

Elite Wrangling 

When playing Co-op Halo on Mythic, it is the act of killing an elite by having your friend distract him whilst you sneak up from behind to assassinate him. This is done because their shields are so strong that almost no amount of bullets will kill them. Can also be performed on Promethean Knights.
Phil: Hey, there's a new batch of Campaign challenges this week.

Jared: Sweet. Ready for some Elite Wrangling?
Elite Wrangling by Tino4488 March 14, 2013

skank wrangling

The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.
Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.
skank wrangling by Therickman June 16, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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