Women are generally wpols, who customarily reject a more competent man for a lesser, based solely on bodily considerations.
by Nitai Cd February 2, 2008
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The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
by curious_orange December 23, 2008
Get the Chris Wolstenholme mug.Arousal caused by the music of Muse, and Chris Wolstenholme's Bass-lines in particular (or just CW in General)
"Today I was head-banging to Plug-in Baby when I discovered I was sporting quite the Wolstenhard-on halfway through."
by iliketits September 27, 2011
Get the Wolstenhard-on mug.1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.
When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.
by xLefty April 4, 2009
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Person B: EW You just golsh wolshed everywhere!
Person B: EW You just golsh wolshed everywhere!
by MistaFerret November 9, 2019
Get the Golsh Wolsh mug.Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
by Chip10 December 15, 2010
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