wpols
Women are generally wpols, who customarily reject a more competent man for a lesser, based solely on bodily considerations.
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Wolstenbeast
Chris Wolstenholme, plays Bass for the band Muse, will make you pregnant with his bass. Also has 5 children, with another on the way. Overall, legendary man.
Wolstenbeast by amusemeh October 14, 2011
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Chris Wolstenholme
The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
Chris Wolstenholme by curious_orange December 23, 2008
Chris Wolstenholme
1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.
When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.
Chris Wolstenholme by xLefty April 4, 2009
Golsh Wolsh
Person A: I had too much garlic soup, i think im going to throw u-
Person B: EW You just golsh wolshed everywhere!
Person B: EW You just golsh wolshed everywhere!
Golsh Wolsh by MistaFerret November 9, 2019
Chris Wolstenhome
Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
Chris Wolstenhome by Chip10 December 15, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026