WOLS 

same as slow
=)

I'm WOLS

WOLS by OcK June 9, 2004

wols 

"wols" was invented from the word slow. it is said to mean (by the founder of "wols") a person/object that is far from acceptable. "Wols" can be easily defined, as a closely related insult to "Retard" or "Spastic". Yet it doesn't mean mentally disabled, just a random/spontaneous insult, which originally has no meaning - but people still take great affence by it. And of coarse, "wols" can also be closely related to the insult of calling some one "slow" (which is basically the same as what was spoken prior)

Fukn hell, that is a wols choice of gear.

Man, that cunt is fukn wols ay.

That is the most wols statement i have ever heard.

and so on..........

wols by wols king March 26, 2008

wols 

rocks your world.

She will wols you. rock blow your mind

wols by siput May 28, 2010

Wolstenbeast 

Chris Wolstenholme, plays Bass for the band Muse, will make you pregnant with his bass. Also has 5 children, with another on the way. Overall, legendary man.

'Hey, did you see the Wolstenbeast on stage last night?'
'Obviously! He is a legend'

Wolstenbeast by amusemeh October 14, 2011

Chris Wolstenholme 

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

Chris Wolstenholme by curious_orange December 23, 2008

Wolstenhard-on 

Arousal caused by the music of Muse, and Chris Wolstenholme's Bass-lines in particular (or just CW in General)

"Today I was head-banging to Plug-in Baby when I discovered I was sporting quite the Wolstenhard-on halfway through."

Wolstenhard-on by iliketits September 27, 2011

Chris Wolstenholme 

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.

When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.

Chris Wolstenholme by xLefty April 4, 2009