woolsey

Name: woolsey Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world

Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!

woolsey by Kyle69 January 30, 2007

Get the woolsey mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Woolsey

To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.

I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.

Woolsey by harryalberti928 January 27, 2009

Get the Woolsey mug.

Related Words

woolsey • Anneliese Woolsey • Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness • Wooleybooger • wooley mammoth • woolley • woosley • WoolleyBear • Woosey • Wolsey

Woolsey

As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.

I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!

Woolsey by Samsthemanmynigga May 1, 2019

Get the Woolsey mug.

Anneliese Woolsey

The person who sucks at keeping friends

She is such an Anneliese Woolsey. Her friendships never last

Anneliese Woolsey by sauceboss431 July 30, 2019

Get the Anneliese Woolsey mug.

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Woosley

Someone who is so amazing that you never wanna stop talking to them

Damn, that girl is so woosley. I love her

Woosley by Ben Herre Dover November 30, 2010

Get the Woosley mug.

Woolley Afro

The beaner whos hair is in large afro form and on closer inspection it looks like wool

Hey CHRIS your woolley afros raging go get that shit turned into a sweater.

Woolley Afro by Wyatt Thomas Bellius May 3, 2009

Get the Woolley Afro mug.

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

Word of the Day on November 10, 2026

Get the pod person mug.

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

Get the dead drop mug.

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

Word of the Day on November 8, 2026

Get the No Surprises Wedding mug.

ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

Word of the Day on November 7, 2026

Get the ulzzang mug.