woolsey

A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world

Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!

by Kyle69 January 30, 2007

Woolsey

To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.

I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.

by harryalberti928 January 27, 2009

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 05, 2019

Woolsey

As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.

I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!

by Samsthemanmynigga May 01, 2019

Anneliese Woolsey

The person who sucks at keeping friends

She is such an Anneliese Woolsey. Her friendships never last

by sauceboss431 July 30, 2019