woolsey 

A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world

Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!

woolsey by Kyle69 January 30, 2007

Woolsey 

To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.

I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.

Woolsey by harryalberti928 January 27, 2009

Woolsey 

As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.

I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!

Woolsey by Samsthemanmynigga May 1, 2019

Anneliese Woolsey

The person who sucks at keeping friends

She is such an Anneliese Woolsey. Her friendships never last

Anneliese Woolsey by sauceboss431 July 30, 2019

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness 

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Woosley

Someone who is so amazing that you never wanna stop talking to them

Damn, that girl is so woosley. I love her

Woosley by Ben Herre Dover November 30, 2010

Woolley Afro

The beaner whos hair is in large afro form and on closer inspection it looks like wool

Hey CHRIS your woolley afros raging go get that shit turned into a sweater.

Woolley Afro by Wyatt Thomas Bellius May 3, 2009