Wozniak

Having the characteristics of someone truly awesome and talented

Did he just run for a 99 yd touchdown? Wow someone's a Wozniak

Wozniak by wozzy123 October 23, 2012

Wozniak

A piece of crap you step on

Person 1: ALL HELL NO!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I stepped in some Wozniak

Wozniak by Trickstertrevor December 31, 2008

Scott Wozniak 

the guy who owns sonic jam.
i think he was a youtuber? idk all i know is he owns sonic jam.

Guy1: Hey do you know who Scott Wozniak is?
guy2: yeah he owns sonic jam.

Scott Wozniak by WaluigiBot January 15, 2021

Steve Wozniak 

The real founder and true visionary of apple, whose rightful fame and place in history Steve Jobs stole.

Guy #1:"Steve Jobs is so great! He founded apple!"
Guy #2:"Umm, no, Steve Wozniak founded helped create apple and invented the apple 2, the greatest computer ever made."

Steve Wozniak by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,. August 12, 2008

A dirty Wozniak

When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice

W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.

A dirty Wozniak by Wozy October 6, 2017

mr.wozniak 

A video production teacher

my video production teachers name is mr.wozniak

mr.wozniak by EDPS brother DEP September 28, 2021

woznicki 

Behind that blush and smile
Lies Woznicki's brain and bile
Her auntie's knee
Is bent 'round like a tree
And she won't get unblocked for a while

Woznicki is such a great person to meet!

woznicki by probablesheep June 17, 2018