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wound fuck 

The stitches on her arm broke after john wound fucked her
wound fuck by Helikopter October 1, 2006
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Pig Wound Fuck 

An act to deter terrorism by capturing a terrorist, creating a wound and allowing the pig to penetrate the wound until he releases his seed.
There was a marked drop in terrorist activity when word got around that a band of vigilantes would pig wound fuck anyone caught involving themselves in terrorism.
Pig Wound Fuck by anonymousO12 March 9, 2011

stab wound fuck 

(verb) - When you stab someone, and then fuck the wound until you jiz inside of the subject. Then you would sew the wound back up, using clean sutures.

The subject in question, the stab-wound-fuckee, would still be the same person and live out a normal life, but they would just have your jiz inside them.
I am so pissed, I am going to stab wound fuck you and the blood will be used for lubrication. While you are a piece of shit, you will still be the same person, you will just have my jiz inside you.

I am going to stab wound fuck that dirty coon.
stab wound fuck by Sambo Snowman September 21, 2011

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.
Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin 

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

I would fuck a pikachu 

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this
P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? 

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay
"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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