wosss

To mockingly express joy towards an unimpressive display of skills/actions.

- iTunes stopped when I dialed a phone number
- Wosss

by Mike Matas March 30, 2004

wosss

Somebody who is very stupid.

Mike Matas sure is a Wosss.

by corwin March 31, 2004

Wossname

If you can't possibly remember what something is called, what it is, what it does, or why it does it, it instantly becomes a 'wossname'

...one of them big...brown...wossnames.

by Dave hucklesby November 16, 2003

Wossolla

When Jay-Z tries to say: "What's All The"

"Wossolla Fightin' For"

-From Heart Of The City (Ain't No Love)

by nickthetick January 14, 2009

wosson

A very popular word throughout the westcountry area of the UK, especially Cornwall. Wosson is the westcountry equivalent to what's up and is coupling of the two words - "what's on". It is usually asked as a question to find out one or all of the following;

1. What are you doing?
2. What have you been doing?
3. What are you going to be doing?
4. How are you?

The most polite answer you can possibly give to a cornish person asking this question is;

"Not much, wosson on with you?"

This implies the person asking the question has more important things going on in his/her life than you have, and copious amounts of tea should be drunk (or local ale) until these important things are discussed.

Example 1
Denzel: "Wosson Janner?"
Janner: "Not much, wosson with you?"
Denzel: "Not much Janner, wosson with you?"
Janner: "Not much Den, wosson with you?"
etc, etc, etc, Denzel & Janner are very good mates & neither want to seem more important than the other.

Example 2
Jethro: "Wosson on Gyp?"
Gyp: "Just nipping down Barnies for a pasty, you want anything?"
Jethro: "'Ang on a minute an' i'll come with 'ee!"
Gyp: "Proper Job!"

Example 3
Boysie: "Wosson maid?"
Gabby: "Not much, still trying to get over the xmas hangover!"
Boysie: "But that was 6 months ago Gab, what the bloody hell's wrong with you?"
Gabby: "I know, i'm such a girl! Anyway, wosson with you?"

by clusterfukr January 4, 2010

Wousse

Somebody who is scared of doing something, generaly for a good reason. It is also used with the "Tousse" a lot. Is very similar to the other words like: "Fif", "Moumoune", "Plotte".

Wousse qui tousse !
Osti que c't'une wousse !
Sale wousse !
Wousse qui tousse n'amasse pas mousse.

by Labomouse June 11, 2009

Woss

someone who does something silly that makes people want to sigh

"you accidentally put peanut butter on both slices of bread? You are a woss."
"you're so woss."

by help I need a name November 4, 2022