"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never endingone eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".
A man and a woman use a short (about 2inch long) piece of hose and proceed to connect thier anuses together with the apparatus. In a contest to see who has more rectal power, the two strain a shit out to see which will overpower the other in a strenuous competition, thus entering their spouse's ass cavity.
"That dump was nothin'.I got some pvc pipe at home Sally, wanna try the worm hole and see who really has a powerful shit?"