wordlefucker

The person who tells you the answer to Wordle before you have a chance to solve the puzzle yourself.

My friend was so excited at solving Wordle that she told me the answer before I could do the puzzle myself. She is a Wordlefucker.

by Pebbles February 28, 2022 February 28, 2022

wordlefucker

Someone whose dick is small enough that they're able to, and do, fuck their phone while playing Wordle.

Person: "James is definitely a wordlefucker"

by BigMask April 29, 2022

wordfucker

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.

That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

Wordlefucked

When someone texts you the answer to todays Wordle before you have a chance to do it yourself

My friend was so excited at getting today's Wordle answer, she texted it to me before I could do it myself - I was wordlefucked.

by manuelsabio January 26, 2022

wordfuckery

Particularly pointless or dumb.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.

If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.

by senryaku April 26, 2017

waddlefucker

An individual with a particular fetish for the webby feet of ducks or other billed creatures.

Earl's been going hunting for geese a lot lately but he only brings small fuzzy handcuffs with him whenever he goes. I think he might be a waddlefucker!

by Icabod Crane's Toe March 3, 2016

Yordlefucker

That one guy in your Tft round who gets the so small augment and wins only because of that

Person 1: "Aw man another yordlefucker."
Person 2:" Lets get his IP and suffacate him with his own Pillow."

by MakeASteak June 1, 2022