Wooooshed

r/woooosh is a popular subreddit that is basically just people not getting jokes.

Person: "Look, I made Disney princesses, but with hotdogs."

Friend: "tHAt's R@cIST!1!!1!1!1!!1"

internet warrior: "it's not racist, it's just hotdogs, you can't change the color that they are, smh, people are so dumb these days.
Everyone:" Lmao Wooooshed again"

Wooooshed by It’s ya cringy boi, ThiOwO May 6, 2020

R/ woooosh 

You didn't get the joke, dude.

Person A: Top 10 anime betrayals
Person B: It's not an anime, dumbass.
Person A: R/ woooosh
Person B: *Looks up r/ woooosh on Urban Dictionary*
Person B: *Sees this*
Person B: Shit.

R/ woooosh by FlashwaveXL December 15, 2018

Woooosh 

Woooosh, yes its spelled with 4 O's. It means You Missed the Joke. The Joke went right over you, making a Woooosh sound, like a bullet speeding by. WOOOOSH.

Guy 1: I Cant agree more. Those silly girls doesn't wanna be loved or respected by a nice guy. FUCK THOSE BITCHES, LET ME RESPECT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCHES.

Guy 2: Don't Call Girls bitches then. That would be respectful.

Guy 1: WOOOOSH

Woooosh by 1962 February 11, 2018

r/woooosh 

r/woooosh (or just woooosh) is used in response to someone taking sarcasm literally, and you use it to call them out on not picking up on the sarcasm.

Origins:
The onemonepia comes from the saying “the joke went over your head” and it’s (literally) the sound of the joke going over the person’s head.

The “r/“ component is because that’s how reddit organizes their subreddits

r/woooosh is also exclusively referencing the subreddit (a community on reddit) about people not picking up on sarcasm. If you don’t know what reddit is, just say woooosh, otherwise you’re a pretentious idiot who uses vocabulary you don’t know the meaning of to sound cool, but instead reveal you’re actually a dumbass.

Also it is correctly spelled with 4 o’s and no h at the beginning

Person A: You know how I tend to stay out of the whole voting issues? Well you know how convicts are allowed to vote in Florida now?
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Well I think we’re doing something seriously wrong here
Person B: I mean I agree, but why do you think so?
Person A: Because I think ONLY convicts should be allowed to vote
Person B: Are you stupid?
Person A: *deep sigh* r/woooosh

Person C: Why did the chicken cross the road
Person D: why
Person C: there was a crosswalk there for pedestrians

Person D: haha I like antijokes
Person XXY: r/whosh
Persons C&D: what? that doesn’t even make sense.

r/woooosh by Ant4N March 23, 2019

Whooshed 

Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you

You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke

Whooshed by antimansplainers September 29, 2018

r/woooosh 

You didn't get the joke, and I won't tell you why! All I'll do is give you this annoying as fuck message to fuck with you because I'm so fucking funny haha! Have fun dipshit, I hope you regret posting that shit lmao!

Oh, you're on YouTube? Too bad, I'm still r/wooooshing you ya moron!

Reddit

Guy 1: Nein o'clock!
Guy 2: *Nine o'clock, not nein...
Guy 3: r/woooosh
Guy 2: what, I was just correcting him!
Guy 4: r/woosh, dumbass

YouTube

Guy 1: Is that guy from the future?
Guy 2: Well, no. He's obviously wearing 80s clothes and is holding a flip phone.
Guy 1: r/woooosh that joke flew over your head dumbass
Guy 3: yeah r/whooooosh faggot
Guy 4: r/wooooshwith4os
Guy 2: and into the towers ya fuckn morons I was trying to be helpful

r/woooosh by WordWorld March 23, 2019

take him/her/it behind the woodshed 

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

take him/her/it behind the woodshed by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007