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Woolston Is a farming Village located in Southampton Hampshire the residents of Woolston come from a long line of farming families & they speak with a West Country accent similar to what you’d hear in Dorset & Devon, the carrot chewing farmers of Woolston follow Southampton FC in a cult like fashion & regularly travel to away games via horse and cart, despite it being the year 2024 The People of Woolston & other southampton areas look like peasant villages from 300 years ago, Soton is many centuries out of date, when I visit it’s not like I'm expecting smartphones and PlayStations, but nearby Portsmouth looks like a totally modern big British city, but then you get to Woolston in Southampton and it looks like they missed the industrial revolution

Hey bill, Have you ever been to Woolston? It’s that farming village in Southampton I heard Matt Le Tissier once lived there

Woolston by Pompey Cockney 657 April 22, 2024

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The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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