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wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

Bush Wookiee 

Most noteably found on Battlefield Bad Company 2, the Bush Wookiee is a player who constantly hides in the bushes and never goes out into the real fight. They will always take pot-shots from the bushes, and slowly make their way around a main base like some kind of hostile native. Basically, they hide in the jungle like the wookiees on Star Wars, hence the name.
You can see them running around in the brush, and may even aim at them, but you will believe that your eyes are playing tricks on you until they blow your brains out. The Wookiee's mortal enemy is the spot button.
Geoff is such a fucking bush wookiee. He's throwing motion sensors at his feet, spending the whole game calling mortar strikes on an empty building, and will probably finish the game with a score of 3-0.
Bush Wookiee by IHateBushWookiees October 26, 2010

Wookiee pussy 

a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.
guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy
Wookiee pussy by 90's 2.0 October 17, 2009

wookiestyle

-the act of doing something in the style of a wookie.
I was talk to Chewbacca one day, (true story) and he told me (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) i had to keep my (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) bitch in line so i slapped her wookiestyle.
wookiestyle by Mark da Shark July 5, 2008
1. Fur-covered beings native to the world of Kashyyyk. Made famous by the mighty Chewbacca.

2. The correct spelling of wookie.
It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Wookiee by Ozzel October 1, 2004