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Pussy Wookie 

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Pussy Wookie by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015

pussy wookie 

An oversized and misshapen clitoris or labia that most likely resulted from an unfortunate vibrator accident or an unsuccessful inbreeding with a moose. Mostly found on hairy beasts.
My trailer park is filled with pussy wookies. Chewbacca's natural enemy is the pussy wookie.
pussy wookie by Animal frogged December 2, 2014

Wookiee pussy 

a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.
guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy
Wookiee pussy by 90's 2.0 October 17, 2009

Wookie Puss 

See Wookie Crotch!

A pubic region so abscured by hair it resembles Chewbacca.
A scream came from the back room when Charlamander saw Shanobe's Wookie Puss, he swore he had seen Chewbacca.
Wookie Puss by Jezebeth May 2, 2006