The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.
He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise
in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been
scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among
science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with
the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.
Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know
sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and
one of them is fish.....