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woodywonk

Someone who is good at making beats and is experimental like willy Wonka and that’s why they call him Music’s Willy Wonka with a little bit of Woody rodeo vibes (because he’s a beaner) but it’s just a name made up by an ugly, underrated, beaner, music producer
woodywonk's music be making me dizzy in a good way
by WOODYWONK April 17, 2019
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Woodworking

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020
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woodwork catholics

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009
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Hitting The Woodwork

1) A common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has hit the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.

2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw you making out with that hot chick at the bar, what happened to you last night?

Guy 2: I kept hitting the woodwork mate. I was so close to scoring, but she wasn't up for it.
by Bagginski February 18, 2010
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Woodwork

The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.
Now that I'm single and making good money, all these women are coming out of the woodwork.
by Bossaucey May 26, 2018
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come out the woodwork

to say or do something out of nowhere
Man, this nigga just came out the woodwork talkin shit!
by babygirl05 September 7, 2005
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Woodworky-person

A person who does woodwork or works with wood
The guy who built the trogien horse is a very talented woodworky-person
by Thepresidentsteve January 28, 2022
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