woodywonk 

Someone who is good at making beats and is experimental like willy Wonka and that’s why they call him Music’s Willy Wonka with a little bit of Woody rodeo vibes (because he’s a beaner) but it’s just a name made up by an ugly, underrated, beaner, music producer

woodywonk's music be making me dizzy in a good way

woodywonk by WOODYWONK April 17, 2019

Woodworking 

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

woodwork catholics 

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.

We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.

woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009

Hitting The Woodwork 

1) A common expression used in football (soccer) by commentators to say that the ball has hit the frame of the goal, so the player has come close, but not scored.

2) When you 'pull' someone (1st base or higher) but you don't have sex with them.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw you making out with that hot chick at the bar, what happened to you last night?

Guy 2: I kept hitting the woodwork mate. I was so close to scoring, but she wasn't up for it.

Hitting The Woodwork by Bagginski February 18, 2010

Woodwork 

The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.

Now that I'm single and making good money, all these women are coming out of the woodwork.

Woodwork by Bossaucey May 26, 2018

come out the woodwork 

to say or do something out of nowhere

Man, this nigga just came out the woodwork talkin shit!

come out the woodwork by babygirl05 September 7, 2005

Woodworky-person

A person who does woodwork or works with wood

The guy who built the trogien horse is a very talented woodworky-person

Woodworky-person by Thepresidentsteve January 28, 2022