woodwash

get your blank sucked

woodwash by CuteBoxer April 21, 2003

wood wash 

To have oral sex performed on the penis.

Dude, the stripper gave me one serious wood wash

wood wash by the cam September 21, 2005

woodwashing 

the act of using extraordinary amounts of saliva for the task of sucking dick

Did you just get your wood washed?
I love my baby's woodwashing techniques.

woodwashing by kamil olmec September 23, 2004

woowash 

On aisle 15 (first aid) at CVS/pharmacy. Also referred to as "wound wash"

"WHERE MY WOOWASH?!?!"

woowash by pisspantsmagee March 27, 2009

Wordwashing 

Wordwashing occurs when a negative tone "washes" over to taint the words expressed. This causes the listener to respond defensively, rather than seek understanding. The expressor then responds with frustration at having their feelings and words “washed” away and dismissed. The expresser then accuses the listener of "wordwashing" which only convinces the listener that the expresser has finally lost ability to rationally express, and is impossible to understand.

In a frustrated tone she expressed to her partner, "I feel misunderstood by you!" He translates this as, “You are a frustrating person!” And defensively replies, “I don’t understand you anymore!” She shoots back, “That’s my point, you don't understand me!” He confusingly replies, “You need to calm down!” She explodes, "Stop wordwashing me!" He scoffs back, "That's not even a real word!" Unbridled madness takes her over, "It will be after I submit it to Urban Dictionary!!!”

Wordwashing by The Jo Effect August 17, 2025