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An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.
I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.
Woodrow by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003
Words you can keep
By far the best person ever. No other name is better and no other person can compare to this strong well hung man! Charming and handsome. Sheriff of Thailand!
Did you see that Woodrow? I did, WOW!!
Woodrow by Angella699 February 26, 2011
an erection; derived from the slang term "woody," also meaning erection
Her fine-ass body is giving me Woodrow!
Woodrow by Nate June 12, 2003
A bloke who scored against us, I'm crying now, cheers x
Woodrow is a cunt.
Woodrow by Bristolcityfc November 1, 2019

Woodrow Wilson Middle School 

Ranked 2nd highest bullied school in CT. Is often described as 'Ghetto' and not well disciplined. School is very run-down and not a very pleasant sight. Teachers describe the students to be very disrespectful and rude. Do not recommend bringing students to this school.
In Woodrow Wilson Middle School Classrom:

Teacher "Please sit in your seat"

Student "Don't tell me what to do, i don't like you."

In MIDDLETOWN CT.

Woodrow Wilson middle school 

Ghetto. Locker room has dicks drawn everywhere. Many bad stuff. Water leakes
Woodrow Wilson middle school
Teacher: take your seat
Student: the fuck you say bitch fight me Rn. If you don’t stop I’m gonna kill my self. Your a racist bitch you fuckshitassshitfuckmotherfuck

Woodrow Wilson 

A Puppet

Also 28th president of the United States.

Effectively enslaved an entire nation with the introduction of the Federal Reserve Act. (Written by lawyers and bankers not lawmakers)

Introduced a 16th ammendment and a permenant income tax in the US of A.
"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

-Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

Yeah, he wrote that.
Woodrow Wilson by Martinkl October 7, 2011
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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