A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive
bars and in the computer
lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing
day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.
Jon takes
forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough
time, he'll cut down the entire forest.