wodge 

(n.)

An overlarge or ungainly slice or hunk of something, esp. food. From the Sylvia Plath novel "The Bell Jar." Believed to be derived from "wedge," n.

Hey Momma, serve me up another wodge of your delicious pecan pie!

wodge by Amos the Puppyfucker May 23, 2009

wodge 

noun, a large armount. Like a wedge but rounder.

He showed me a big wodge of tenners.

wodge by el foo November 1, 2006

Wodge 

An alternate enunciation for the act of taking charge of a post, typically used as an excuse to not attend an event.

I cannot go to grandpa's funeral. I got wodge.

Wodge by Tacet Sparks December 1, 2021

Wodge 

Monetary slang, similar in usage to "wedge"

You get that job?

Yeah, gonna get a fair bit of wodge from it too.

Wodge by garythecheese May 20, 2020

wodge 

another name for the penis.

" god! his 'wodge' is huge ! "

wodge by tizmekatheeaturewindow April 11, 2004

wodge 

It's short for Vagina, pronounced as if you were a horny German exchange student.

Jah, I could love to touch her on her wodgina.

You want to touch her wodge?

Jah, very much. You care for sausage and beer now?

wodge by Almighty Tin July 22, 2004

wodge 

verb. To dodge or avoid work.

I think I'll wodge that and let one of the lads do it.

wodge by solihullslim April 15, 2004