woodaphobe

people who have sex with furniture or like doing sexual activities with furniture such as chairs, tables, and couches and other furniture.

first guy: *screams* WHAT THE HIPPITY HOP FRICK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TABLE second guy: yeah i'm a woodaphobe. first guy: what in the fuck shit is wrong with you. second guy: i just like dangiling my little peepee schlong in the furniture. first guy: *gets the fuck out before this shit get weird*. second guy: *continues doing the nasty dick sex with the mahogany chair*.

by woodboisuckychair69toasteryeet January 17, 2020

Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"

My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.

by Rocketboi November 4, 2009

Woodyphobia

The fear of losing to woody. In some cases if can cause pretend illness or no show

He is clearly suffering with woodyphobia

by #poolplayer October 28, 2021

Wordaphobiaiphobia

Phobia of words.

I have Wordaphobiaiphobia.

by Rangigga June 9, 2024