people who have sex with furniture or like doing sexual activities with furniture such as chairs, tables, and couches and other furniture.
first guy: *screams* WHAT THE HIPPITY HOP FRICK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TABLE second guy: yeah i'm a woodaphobe. first guy: what in the fuck shit is wrong with you. second guy: i just like dangiling my little peepee schlong in the furniture. first guy: *gets the fuck out before this shit get weird*. second guy: *continues doing the nasty dick sex with the mahogany chair*.
by woodboisuckychair69toasteryeet January 17, 2020