woodaphobe

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people who have sex with furniture or like doing sexual activities with furniture such as chairs, tables, and couches and other furniture.

first guy: *screams* WHAT THE HIPPITY HOP FRICK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TABLE second guy: yeah i'm a woodaphobe. first guy: what in the fuck shit is wrong with you. second guy: i just like dangiling my little peepee schlong in the furniture. first guy: *gets the fuck out before this shit get weird*. second guy: *continues doing the nasty dick sex with the mahogany chair*.

woodaphobe by woodboisuckychair69toasteryeet January 17, 2020

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Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"

My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.

Workaphobe by Rocketboi November 4, 2009

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Woodyphobia

The fear of losing to woody. In some cases if can cause pretend illness or no show

He is clearly suffering with woodyphobia

Woodyphobia by #poolplayer October 28, 2021

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Wordaphobiaiphobia

Phobia of words.

I have Wordaphobiaiphobia.

Wordaphobiaiphobia by Rangigga June 9, 2024

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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