wood wizard 

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

wood wizard by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

morning wood wizard 

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

morning wood wizard by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

Wordwizard

Sigbjørn

Sigbjørn is a wordwizard

Wordwizard by B====================D September 7, 2022