wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024

Danny Woodhead

A short, white running back of the new england patriots. he was released by the jets and the pats signed him. he is so small that he gets lost behind the offensive line, and is impossible to tackle because of his stature. he can catch like a wide receiver, and can run like a running back...just another great patriot utility guy.

dude! where did Danny Woodhead go?! i cant see him...

idk man...wait, there he is! hes gonna score!

yeeeeah! i fucking love Woodhead.

by bob blackburg January 12, 2011

woodhead

a morning blow job

i woke up to a woodhead

by Ariiiia January 20, 2013

Angela Woodhead

A hot girl who when you look at her she gives you wood. Usually girls like these are only found in Maine...particularly on the western coast. Be careful as even though she may be hot, she is not ditsy...not at all! Woodheads are known for their extreme greatness in all aspects of life such as piano, tennis, skiing, and being in a band! Everyone loves a Woodhead.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that Angela Woodhead is go great! I love her!

by Wellsian of Maine July 16, 2008

Danny WoodHead

running back/receiver for the new england patriots in 2010/11. his name is often used as slang for "penis"

wanna see my danny woodhead?

by xxjuice17xx January 21, 2011

woodhead

to get head in woods or a forest

guy: dude, last night i was in the woods with my girlfriend and she gave me some woodhead!!

friend: damn, does she give good woodhead?

guy: hell yea!

by pop eye November 17, 2010

Going for a Woodhead

The excretion of an unusually large amount of fecal matter from the anus. Generally contains traces of crisps.

Back in a moment, I'm just going for a woodhead.

by silverbacklover September 26, 2010