Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

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Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

by knowyershit June 9, 2011

wood booger

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007

Wood Booger

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.

My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.

by Heytrep August 2, 2019

Woodbooger

(Noun) A bigfoot-like creature that allegedly roams the woods of Southwest Virginia.

"I was drunk in the woods and saw some woodbooger tracks leading down to the stream."

by Jake Brassballs May 25, 2012

WoodBooger

A Wood Booger is an individual typically referred to as a hick, redneck or country folk, with less morals or less acceptable actions and beliefs

These people I met at a bonfire showed they were more woodbooger then hick

by AntiWoodboogerCommittee December 26, 2021

Woodobooger

Metaphorically speaking that you are cold as the ass of a woodobooger

Man its colder than a Woodobooger´s ass out here!

by anonymous December 16, 2021