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wood age 

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
wood age by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
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when someone has wood
it can be large wood
person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage
woodage by ihavewood May 12, 2022
(noun): any general area of land in which the dimensions are not known. usually used after the word "square".
What's the square woodage of this lot of land back here by the ole creek?
woodage by zwanphony June 28, 2006

morning woodage 

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.
I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.
morning woodage by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010