A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyesmelted to the base of their skull.
A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: [omgyes ;D
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.