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winky-wanky-woo 

Pre-masturbation chant.
'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.
winky-wanky-woo by rob o'cop August 18, 2006

wonky wood 

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.
wonky wood by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

Wonky-Wooby

A word you use when you forget the real word for things.
Yeah just stick it in that.... Wonky-Wooby over there.
Wonky-Wooby by Bobameji June 16, 2016

pooky wooky 

extended form of endearment from the word pooky
You're my pooky wooky.
pooky wooky by soldier2013 September 27, 2011

Wooky Hole 

The Wooky Hole is the slang term for the a cavity that sits between a womans vagina and rectum. 1 in 7 women carry the curse of the Wooky Hole, but this can lead to sexual perversion with small penised men using the wooky hole for pleasure.
"Have you heard that Tina has a wooky hole?"

"yeah, I heard Philaz was banging away at it the dirty bastard!"
Wooky Hole by Bristol Bound October 2, 2011