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wondermonkey 

1. Refers to someone technologically apt, ie good with all that is technical/electrical (computers/phones/etc.)

2. Often used to fondly refer to a member of a organisation's IT or tech support division.
Example 1
Man 1: I'm having trouble with my computer again!
Man 2: Get on the phone and ask one of the wonder monkeys to check it out.

Example 2
Man 1: I couldn't figure out how to get my phone to do it so I asked Barry. He done it in two seconds.

Man 2: No wonder, that guy is a total wondermonkey
wondermonkey by damascuslily November 12, 2015
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wondermonkey 

A one man cult based on the rejection of all doctrines and formalised religious ideas and structures, including those comprising Chaos Magick(tm).

This cult is characterised by a disciplined yet freeform approach to the exploration of magickal and spiritual reality, unrestrained silliness based on the trancendent value of laughter, and a strict prohibition on proselytization.
Ah crap, the wondermonkey's passed out on the floor again. Get the markers.
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Wonder Monkey 

1. A monkey capable of superhuman deeds, with the power to...do really awesome stuff. Does not apply to one individual.

2. An everyday dish sponge
1. I saw this thing...and it was flying...and it was a monkey. So I'm like, "Whoa...a wonder monkey!"

2. He cleaned the casserole dish with a wonder monkey.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026