Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...
To Poop In A GirlsMouth Then French Kiss Her To Get It In Your Mouth Then Swish It Around In Your Mouth To Make It Liquidy, Then To Spit It In Her Anus And Then Have Anal Sex With Her
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!