Wompus Cat 

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

Wompus Cat by hoothoot December 24, 2007

wompus cat 

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

wompus cat by john hammond August 3, 2007

Wampus cat 

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

Wampus cat by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

wampus cat 

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.

Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.

wampus cat by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Wampus Cat 

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.

Wampus Cat by jmalphrus October 20, 2009

Wampus Cat 

A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit

Minks has wampus cat attributes.

Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Wampus Cat by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011

whompus cat 

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

whompus cat by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009