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Wolf Shirt Wednesday

The one day in the week where mere mortals can wear an alpha garment that symbolizes, you, much like the predator adorned on your chest, are a mysterious lone wolf who knows how to howl at the moon from time to time and are infact born to roam.
It's Wolf Shirt Wednesday, tonight we should all go find a cliff, preferably above a river, to stand at the edge of, while we all howl at the moon as it floats in the partly cloudy night skies
Wolf Shirt Wednesday by Ah-Ooooh714 December 10, 2010

wolf shirt 

n. A stylish shirt, usually a T-Shirt, with elegantly silk-screened images of the majestic wolf/wolves printed large and in optimal view to the peers of the wearer. Wolf shirts generally possess an almost magnetic effect on women; who as if under a spell, cannot quench their insatiable lust for a man in a wolf shirt. Other side effects of the wolf shirt include but are not limited to, increased penis length, increased penis girth, ample sexual stamina, and greatly increased charming techniques.

Wolf shirt extract is also the main ingredient for the men's line of products, Axe.
You would not believe the pussy I pull when i wear my wolf shirt.
wolf shirt by wolfshirtman July 22, 2009

Wolfsire 

The definition in all literality.

Wolfsire is derived in Latin terms as "Cute" or in more modernistic terms "Adorable".

Created in stone by -VictoryGames12
"Oh my gosh, you're so Wolfsire!" or "That's Wolfsire!"
Wolfsire by VictoryGames12 September 11, 2021

wolf shirt 

A shirt with wolves printed on it. They are usually worn by prepubescent boys and mexicans. Wolves are known as "lobos" in spanish.
"Im too attractive, how can I stop getting all these woman?"
"Wear a wolf shirt"
wolf shirt by airbag22 October 5, 2006

wolf shirt bitch 

A person, usually female, who wears wolf shirts all the time. Almost always rescues animals, wears naruto gloves, is a feminist, loves emo music but hates being called emo, "dislikes labels", has the most unfounded opinions of everything and is likely to be chubby. The kind of chubby where you could easily demonstrate it with a paper bag full of potatoes and sour milk. She also claims to be "random" when she shouts dumb shit for no reason. Will definitely date the chubby dude who loves Linkin Park well into his early twenties. Should fucking die.
"You should care about whales because they are people too." - A fucking idiot wolf shirt bitch.
wolf shirt bitch by Kabilakovski November 26, 2014

WolfShin 

WolfShin is pain.
WolfShin by wolfshins November 10, 2020