wolfboy

A petite young man with large, blue eyes.

"Awww, look at that stoned wolfboy laying in the street!"

by The Devil's Advocate July 6, 2005

Wolf Boy

A young man with the following traits:
Racially ambiguous
Depressed
Substance abuser
Political views that align most closely with his favorite anime character
Looking for a younger, naïve girl to fix all his problems
Likes wolves slightly too much

Somehow the only guys that ever hit on me are wolf boys

by Ahhhhh8 September 19, 2019

Anime Wolf Boy

A high school underdressed half-human and half-wolf hybrid that likes to flirt with unsuspecting students and usually gets into very stereotypical situations that involve cheesy jokes and unnecessarily awkward tension.

They are usually very mentally retarded, but for some reason, girls (and boys) love them. They will most likely overthrow the U.S. government in about 20 years.

Wowie, I cannot believe that this Anime Wolf Boy took over the government and now only accepts romantic relationships in the form of love triangles and banned all good forms of comedy

by ApolloTheMemer February 13, 2018

Wolfbox

That thing of when you fart in a plastic baggie, seal it and put it in your child's lunchbox.

Husband: "Johnny did not do his homework last night"
Wife: "Oh dear! What can we do, we need to punish him..."
Husband: "Already did, I wolfboxed him. That should teach him a lesson."

by heleveeta November 29, 2011

wolfbogan

A bogan-hippy hybrid, characterized by their love for crystals, dream catchers, incense, and metal. Unlike pure hippies, they often lack values and empathy. Unlike a bogan, they like Fleetwood Mac as well as ACDC. These folk can often found wearing garments depicting howling wolves, tie-dye, and leather shit with tassels. Often found at carnivals, these beings somehow survive on selling pewter dragons, friendship bracelets, and drugs.

You are such a wolfbogan. Look at those dream catchers and your wolf-themed bedspread

by Grant Peen January 27, 2021