wokeweird

The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.

Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes

wokeweird by Old Phardt February 4, 2023

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Wereweird

That sudden weirdness that hits you after midnight when you've been on the internet too long. Like a werewolf, but wereweird.

Tried talking to John last night but I couldn't understand him

Yeah, he gets really wereweird

Wereweird by 3Z 5w4g November 5, 2013

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wokeweird • Wereweird • wokebeard • WtheWeird • wise weirdo • Woke Wireless

wokebeard

A bearded man, uses being woke as an excuse to be a misogynist. An SJW (social justice warrior) with facial hair. Calls people TERF and acts smug.

Oh no, the comments section is full of wokebeards.

wokebeard by Redsunset1985 August 28, 2021

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WtheWeird

a dope ass bboy and dancer

Man you're dope at breakin' you must be a WtheWeird.

WtheWeird by Bboy March 21, 2003

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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