17 definitions by Old Phardt

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.
"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."
by Old Phardt August 28, 2023
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Antisemitic white person culturally appropriating a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf
A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.
by Old Phardt May 10, 2024
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The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.
"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."
by Old Phardt March 18, 2023
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Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
by Old Phardt December 31, 2022
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The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.
Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes
by Old Phardt February 4, 2023
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Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.
by Old Phardt May 13, 2024
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What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
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