A carnivorous human-like being that preys on small mammals such as cats. It will transform into a giant, beautiful, and terrifying bird on the new moon. It hates werewolves, and disguises itself as a strange teenage girl who sometimes bites people.
Jason: Crystal's been acting really weird lately and she bit me! I think she was bitten by a werebird!
The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.