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woke person

A racist person with an inferiority complex
Racist: 'colored people should be segregated'
Woke person: 'yes, people of color must be segregated'
woke person by justsomeytgirl May 13, 2021
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Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.
-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.
Woke person by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Official Wokesperson 

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.
"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."

wokesperson 

A person who considers himself/herself woke and readily spouts wokeish statements, especially on social media, on behalf of the entire "woke community".
He got triggered when he saw the class had only white students, and ranted about it on Facebook. A fine specimen of a wokesperson.
wokesperson by yhuman January 6, 2020

wokeperson 

A woke spokeperson. A person who fronts woke causes.
AOC is a wokeperson for undocumented immigrants.
wokeperson by Mo Dixley May 3, 2023

Wokesperson 

(Noun) A blatantly unqualified person installed in a public office or occupation in nepotic fashion; exercising despotic control of agendas and narratives.
You're kidding me! How did he win an Emmy? Well; simply, he's a wokesperson!
Wokesperson by Xonatan Vegareal March 16, 2022
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