woimington 

Utter confusion

What the woimington is happening right now.

On woimington this is so sussy

woimington by Bairdyyyyy July 23, 2023

Wordington 

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.

“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”

Wordington by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington 

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.

I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.

Geoff Wigington by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

wilmington early college high school 

Wilmington Early College High School is the personification in the material world of Plato's Republic. Creme de la creme.

The Cherry on top.
The Noodle, IN the kazoodle.
The Memes in the Tremes.
The starts in the seams of reality, the fabric of space and time which enamor ourselves to become amongst the best of beings in the Spiritual and Emotional Plane. TO which we call upon this subject, and to ordain these truths as to hold a conclusion upon a supernatural being, the likes of which we cannot perceive in our 3-dimensional tangible world. ~ David R. Lee.

"Suh Dude. You go to Wilmington Early College High School?"
". . .M Y M I N D I S T O O A E S T H E T I C F O R Y O U R M E A G E R Q U A N D A R I E S . . . "

wilmington early college high school by DayvvidEthanLee June 23, 2016

Wordington 

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.

Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls

Wordington by NerdyH October 3, 2022

Wilmington 

A coastal city in North Carolina. Often described as "90,000 alcoholics camped out on a sand dune." Visitors are well advised to avoid drinking like the locals do.

How was your vacation to Wilmington?

It was great, but my doctor tells me I need a liver transplant.

Wilmington by PortCityBlitz August 21, 2013