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Wilmington 

A coastal city in North Carolina. Often described as "90,000 alcoholics camped out on a sand dune." Visitors are well advised to avoid drinking like the locals do.

How was your vacation to Wilmington?

It was great, but my doctor tells me I need a liver transplant.

Wilmington by PortCityBlitz August 21, 2013