A person with unusually big hair. In order to be categorised as a wiggeth, the individual's hair must be large and unruly and resemble a particularly bad wig that has been hastily stuck on their head. (Noun)
Person 1: Woah, has that guy got a bush stuck to his head?!
Person 2: No you idiot! He's obviously a wiggeth.
when a male is getting head and while his penis is in the girls mouth you take the females head and shake it around and about and whip your penis out of her mouth as hard as you can
"dude me and my girlfriend tried wagget blasting last night and when i whipped my penis out she almost bit it off"
1) A stupid ass white girl who acts, talks, and dresses like she is a poor black girl from the hood and only dates black guys.
2) A stupid bitch who thinks only dating black guys will compensate for all the guys of her own race who were not attracted to her.
"Abbey turned down my friend Jonathan because he is white, even though she is white she said she only dates black guys, she is such a wiggette!"
Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.